Come here baby, I’ll hold you in my arms and make everything okay.
(via raisey0urhandsint0thesky)
Come here baby, I’ll hold you in my arms and make everything okay.
(via raisey0urhandsint0thesky)
just loled
and after that I picked my teeth off the ground becuz my mom slapped them out my mouth. LOLZZZZZZZ
(via jawnhawtson)
My mom sent me on an important trip - to the pharmacy. To pick up her prescription.
No big deal, except my excitement got the better of me. A couple weeks ago, my mom bought a brand new, Toyota Corolla, which I only get to drive on small occasions (basically to be her slave).
To be a cocky, I-can-drive-now asshole, I parked normally, but in a spot between two cars. I ventured inside, got the prescription, and was getting ready to leave.
So I was backing out, and I guess I turned the wheel too much instead of backing out straight and I scratched the truck with my front right side a bit.
With tears flowing, I rushed inside, both worried what my victim would say and fretting about my mother’s reaction. The guy’s truck was okay, but my car received an inch large paint scratch (essentially black on white, small yet noticeable).
I drove to Canadian Tire and bought white car paint stuff, only realizing after Googling it at home that you need $50 more worth of stuff, and time, which I don’t have.
Mom is going to work tomorrow. I’m hoping that she either doesn’t notice (since it’s on the passenger side), or if she does, that she’ll think that some other person hit her. I feel so guilty but I always say how she should trust me to be a good driver and now I went and did this..
I learned from my mistakes.
I feel bad when someone replies to a post and I’m not here to respond to it.
I don’t mean to. It’s just.. I’m bad at staying on sites consistently. I promise that I will change that.
(via aloverstale)
I have my license now and I went to go visit a friend .
It was thrilling - I felt so independent.
Now I’m super excited to drive out to Alberta this summer with my boyfriend. It’s going to be scary but I think I’m ready.. after a bit more practice of course
Hah! This is actually a very creative book cover for The Kama Sutra book.
(via randomitus)